Sagittarius: The Whole Foods market chain recently announced that in select locations they’re going to start carrying a product called “Kickass Cupcakes.” The makers of the all-natural product … [Read more...]
HORRORSCOPES – Clouds McCloud, he’s out there.
November 9, 2011 By Leave a Comment
HORRORSCOPES - Clouds McCloud, he’s out there. Scorpio: Scorpios sometimes need to be reminded that they have much to be thankful for. And one of things Scorpios are going to be very thankful about … [Read more...]
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October 28, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Libra: Creative visualization is not only a best selling book by Shakti Gawain, but it’s also the key to your contentment. The Stars say you should take time to visualize your ideal life. Both … [Read more...]
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October 12, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Libra: It looks like the next year of your life will be highlighted by personal relationships, emotional perspectives on life and by physical well-being. To make sure all goes well, take actions to … [Read more...]
HORRORSCOPES By CLOUDS McCLOUD
September 28, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Virgo: Since Tuesdays are your lucky days, here’s your new assignment, which should be repeated every Tuesday morning from here on out. Begin the day by giving thanks to the Great One (sometimes … [Read more...]
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September 14, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Virgo: It looks like this would be the perfect time for you think about your future, visualize how you ideally like it to be. Don’t worry about how, just focus what you want to have happen. To help, … [Read more...]
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August 31, 2011 By Leave a Comment
By CLOUDS McCLOUD Virgo: Your role model for the new school year is Kermit the Frog. Despite being one of 3,265 siblings, being the world’s only speaking frog and having legs Southerners like … [Read more...]
HORRORSCOPES By CLOUDS McCLOUD
August 17, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Leo: Your new assignment is to remember that regardless of what the IRS says, you’re not just a number. No, you’re more like a series of numbers, like the winning numbers of the lottery. So make … [Read more...]
HORRORSCOPES By CLOUDS McCLOUD
July 27, 2011 By Leave a Comment
In honor of the Dog Days of summer officially panting away, Horrorscopes pays homage to pooches of all kinds. Cancer: The perfect dogs for Cancerians are sensitive and loyal breeds like Chihuahuas … [Read more...]
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July 13, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Cancer: It looks like this summer promised major events in the forecast for Cancerians. These events may involve a move or a change in a relationship with someone close. Whatever you do, be sure to … [Read more...]
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June 29, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Cancer: Clouds is requesting that Cancerians become believers in “Positive Psychology.” As the theory’s founder, Martin Seligman, explains, “Finding permanent and universal causes for … [Read more...]
